kay yee.

jordanorsomething: CRYING

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:39:51 -0400

jordanorsomething:

CRYING

“What Kind of Asian Are You?”

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:39:16 -0400

“What Kind of Asian Are You?”

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:28:47 -0400

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart

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Sat, 25 May 2013 14:54:54 -0400

broternia: i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:51:18 -0400

broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul

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Fri, 24 May 2013 03:55:26 -0400

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:54:47 -0400

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

LITERALLY THIS JUST HAPPENED I'M SCREAMING

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:48:06 -0400

ME: *SINGING LOUDLY* YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP

This happened to us once:
My roommate: WHAT ARE THEY SELLIN'?!
Me: CHOCOLATE!
My roommate: WHAT?!
Me: CHOCOLATE!!!
My roommate: WHAT?!!!
Person in the next room: CHOCOLAAATTTTTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iamanafricanprincess: TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ALWAYS...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:38:13 -0400

iamanafricanprincess:

TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS

MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS

BED TWERP

THE DOOM AND GLOOM UP IN HIS ROOM IS BROKEN INSTANTLY

bY HIS MAGIC LITTLE FISH WHO GRANT HIS EVERY WISH

CAUSE IN REALITY THEY ARE HIS ODD PARENTS FAIRLY ODD PARENTS

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Fri, 24 May 2013 03:37:41 -0400

little-deathhh: bedussey: dootzy: this video will make your...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:50:11 -0400

little-deathhh:

bedussey:

dootzy:

this video will make your day better

hOLY HSIT

omfg

thefruitythebooty: simsgonewrong: Come, sit down. his eyes...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:45:13 -0400

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

nowaclubpenguinblog: must’ve been colorblind

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:23:43 -0400

nowaclubpenguinblog:

must’ve been colorblind

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:58:13 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:36:05 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:17:39 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 05:23:18 -0400

eccentricsoul: That’s literally like one of tht most beautiful...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:20:21 -0400

eccentricsoul:

That’s literally like one of tht most beautiful things I’ve ever read. All I can say is ” YASSS” !

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Wed, 22 May 2013 05:18:05 -0400

"In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:17:59 -0400

““In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.””

- Buddha (via silentnostalgia)