LITERALLY THIS JUST HAPPENED I'M SCREAMING
ME: *SINGING LOUDLY* YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP
This happened to us once:
My roommate: WHAT ARE THEY SELLIN'?!
My roommate: WHAT?!
My roommate: WHAT?!!!
Person in the next room: CHOCOLAAATTTTTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iamanafricanprincess: TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS BED TWERP THE DOOM AND GLOOM UP IN HIS ROOM IS BROKEN INSTANTLY bY HIS MAGIC LITTLE FISH WHO GRANT HIS EVERY WISH CAUSE IN REALITY THEY ARE HIS ODD PARENTS FAIRLY ODD PARENTS
little-deathhh: bedussey: dootzy: this video will make your day better hOLY HSIT omfg
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived,...– Buddha (via silentnostalgia)
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
kittykatastrophic: marina-del-cyrus: Whenever I get period cramps I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
What’s the point of living if you’re going to hate the world? Guard your heart...– Neal Shusterman (via hellanne)
dinhtheresa: I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely. When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once. When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing...
jsantagato: The best advice I can give is to NOT look for advice from other people. Just go out, fuck up, make mistakes, and learn on your own. It’s the only way you’ll truly know the right answers.
The fact that you’re struggling doesn’t make you a burden. It doesn’t make you...– Daniell Koepke (via blua)
It's because we're girls.
We get mad over the smallest reasons. We overanalyze everything. We feel a sense of jealousy when we see you talking to someone who has more to offer. We get sad at the thought of ever losing you. We start pointless arguments and fights, just to see if you care enough to stick around. We often say things we later regret. We want to know you care as much as we do. It’s because we’re girls, and we...
I don’t know the secret to success, but the secret to failure is trying to...– Bill Cosby (via quote-book)